Take 'im to the cleaners! But just take 'im away from me! Scrooge: Gyro was right Bubba's already costing me money! I've got to get him away from here.Launchpad, how soon can we get back in the air? "Well, you get an A in home wreckonomics."."You haven't seen the last of me, you purse snatchers from space!"."A day without looking at me Money Bin is like a day without sunshine!".Scrooge: Donald! You can't be serious about this crazy idea there's no profit in it!ĭonald: But I've already enlisted, Uncle Scrooge! I wanna see the world!.Scrooge: Just for three little rides? (sigh) I could've bought seven new hats for the price of this one! (double sigh!!) You owe us two dollars and fifty-nine cents! Fair official: Scrooge McDuck, you didn't pay for your rides on the ferris wheel, airplane, or water slide."A sea monster ate my ice creeeeeeeam!!!".Police Officer: Scrooge McDuck, you're under arrest! Scrooge: A deal this sweet should be against the law."This'll make a nice cover photo for Duckweek - Scrooge and his nephews." Oh no, you don't! Not unless you've got eighteen quadrillion bucks! And FIFTY CENTS!"."You! There'll be no whistling while you work!" - A reference to the song "Whistle While You Work" from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.Scrooge: (slams door shut) Forget the study! You can never tell a thing about a man by his study, I always say. (opens door, but hears an explosion and sees safe dropping into study) Meticulous study, meticulous business, I always say. Scrooge: Why don't I show you my study? You can tell a lot about a man by his study."You'd make a great sailor, Flintheart - on a submarine!".Scrooge: Fortunately, I landed on my wallet. Scrooge: Oh, good, I thought I was getting weak. Louie: UNCLE SCROOGE!! YOU'RE IN QUICKSAND!!.Scrooge: Monsapi? Must be some sort of local festival. Shop owner: No! All out! Go! Monsapi soon! Scrooge: Excuse me, my good man, we need some transportation to.Scrooge: Missed me?! What'd you throw at me? "No man is poor who can do what he likes to do once in a while! And I like to dive around in my money like a porpoise! And burrow through it like a gopher! And toss it up and let it hit me on the head!" Only a poor old man by Carl Barks."I made on the seas, and in the mines, and in the cattle wars of the old frontier! I made it by being tougher than the toughies, and smarter than the smarties! And I made it square!"."I can't go on like this - losing a billion dollars a minute! I'll be broke in 600 years!".You expect to start in at the top instead of working up from the bottom, like I did!" "That's the trouble with you young scallawags of today."Here I sit in this big lonely dump, waiting for Christmas to pass! Bah! That silly season when everybody loves everybody else! A Curse on it! Me - I'm different! Everybody hates me, and I hate everybody!" - First line, in Christmas on Bear Mountain (1947).I can't go on like this - losing a billion dollars a minute! I'll be broke in 600 years! Mathematics? That's for eggheads! - Donald in Mathmagicland (1959).Four dollars is very little money when you got 'em but a heck of a lot of money when you ain't got 'em.Am I glad to be a citizen of the United States of America! Oooh! - Der Fuehrer's Face (1943).Maybe I'm just a duck, but I'm human! - Early to Bed (1941).Doggone it! I might as well be in a concentration camp! - Timber (1941)."I'm flying high, up in the sky, watching the world go by." - Window Cleaners (1940).
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Goofy: That's good! I'd hate tuh have anybody see me hittin' those poor little golfs! Mickey: We'll go out to Seaside Golf Course! There won't be many people out there today!
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Mickey: Never mind! I'll explain it when we get there! Goofy: And beat thuh little rascals to death? That's not fair! Mickey: That's just an expression! You don't really shoot anything! You use clubs! Mickey: Come on, Goofy, it's a beautiful day! Let's go out and shoot some golf!.(trying to go up a chimney) "I wonder if Santa ever had this much trouble.".So neither one of them went to sleep because neither one of them could be trusted. "Once upon a time, in a cabin in the snow, two cousins who didn't trust each other were trying to steal the bag of money sitting on the floor in front of me."Hot Dogs! Hot Dogs!" - First spoken words, in The Karnival Kid, first released on May 23, 1929.